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Live Like You're Dying


vittyyluvscookies:

Adventures of a pet AT AT walker 


girlgoneveg:

Happy Passover, y’all!


"Do you want gefilte fish? It’s like tuna fish, kind of."

My cousin, perpetrating false advertising on her son. (via dispatchrabbi)


releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

legend-of-feels:

abandonable:

did you ever notice
hole and whole are basically opposites.
yet they sound the same 

prayer circle for everyone who has to learn english as second language




govinduhh:

this is an actual scene from the movie 

i hate this planet


leoandpavelplaydoctor:

georgetakei:

Please. Someone make this happen. Please. http://ift.tt/1pE5oFL

zombiesandporn:

can we also do this for pro-lifers? 

zombiesandporn:

no, seriously. this would be awesome. like, if the contestants are able go two months living under 100% biblical laws, then the producers will give them $30,000 each. 

but if the contestants break the rules, or back out of the show, then THEY have to donate 10,000 to a marriage equality organization.

at some point somebody is going to break a rule that, by biblical law, is punishable by stoning. so the rest of the contestants have to make the choice of forfeiting the contest, or stoning the person to death. if they stay, the producers have them arrested for attempted murder.  

win/win!

maxxxie74:

It got better!

thelonelyscarecrow:

They’d all be dead in two weeks.



"The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."

Juliette Lewis (via nerdlover510)



paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture


uriahsunderwear:

make me choose: four or uriah (asked by readsomemore)


thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 



gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime





I prefer the company of happy people who are believers in magic... And of magical people who are believers in happy





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